PLEASE READ THESE TERMS OF USE CAREFULLY. BY ACCESSING OR USING THIS WEBSITE, YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS DESCRIBED HEREIN AND ALL TERMS INCORPORATED BY REFERENCE. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO ALL OF THESE TERMS, DO NOT USE THIS WEBSITE.
These Website Terms (“Terms”) apply to your access to the website of Absurd Technologies LLC located a www.absurd-it.com (collectively, the “Site").
By accessing and/or using this website and any materials presented herein (the “Site”), you accept in their entirety the following terms and conditions of use of the Site (the “Terms of Use”). Absurd Technologies LLC (“Absurd”) reserves the right to change the terms, conditions, and notices under which this Site is offered without notice at any time. Each access or use of the Site constitutes your agreement to be bound by the then-current terms and conditions set forth in these Terms of Use.
Except as specifically permitted below, nothing contained in these Terms of Use or the Site either grants or will be construed to grant to you or any third party any title or interest in, or any license or right to use or reproduce, any image, text, software, code, trademark, logo or service mark contained in the Site, including without limitation the name or logo of Absurd Technologies LLC.
Absurd reserves, and will enforce to the fullest extent possible, all rights that it may have for copyright and trademark ownership of all material in the Site.
The Absurd Site and all text, graphics, images, photographs, videos, illustrations, resources, materials, and other content contained therein (collectively the “Site Content”) is owned by Absurd and is protected under both United States and foreign laws.
Except as explicitly stated in these Terms, all rights in and to the Site and the Site Content are reserved by us.
Subject to your compliance with these Terms, you are hereby granted a limited, nonexclusive, nontransferable, non-sublicensable, revocable license to access and use the Site solely for your own personal, noncommercial use.
Absurd grants you a limited, nonexclusive license to display and otherwise access and/or use the Site solely for your own private, non-commercial informational purposes only.
You may not modify, distribute, transmit, perform, reproduce, publish, license, create derivative works from, transfer, or sell any text, graphics, logos, and other source-identifying symbols, designs, icons, images, or other information, software, or code obtained from the Site.
Any use of the Site or the Site Content other than as specifically authorized herein, without our prior written permission, is strictly prohibited, will terminate the license granted herein, and violate our intellectual property rights.
Under no circumstances should any material on the Site be used or considered as an offer to sell or a solicitation of an offer to buy any interest in any investment fund sponsored or managed by Absurd Technologies LLC.
Any such offer or solicitation can and will be made only by means of the confidential information memorandum of each such investment fund, only in jurisdictions in which such an offer would be lawful, and only to individuals who meet the investor suitability and sophistication requirements of each such investment fund, including qualifying as accredited investors within the meaning of the Securities Act of 1933, as amended.
Access to information about the investment funds is similarly limited to individuals who meet the applicable investor suitability and sophistication requirements.
Absurd has not necessarily reviewed any of the web sites that may be linked to the Site, and is not responsible for their content. Absurd is not responsible for the privacy practices of such other websites. Your linking to or use of any off-site pages or other web sites is at your own risk.
Absurd’s inclusion of links to other web sites does not imply any endorsement of the material located on or linked to by such web sites.
ABSURD, AND ITS RESPECTIVE OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, PRINCIPALS, AGENTS, AND EMPLOYEES MAKE NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, REGARDING THE ACCURACY, RELIABILITY, COMPLETENESS, SUITABILITY, OR OTHER CHARACTERISTICS OF THE INFORMATION AND MATERIALS CONTAINED ON OR PRESENTED THROUGH THE SITE. ANY CONTENT OF THE SITE IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.
ALL SUCH INFORMATION AND MATERIALS ARE PROVIDED “AS IS”, WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. ABSURD HEREBY FURTHER DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH REGARD TO SUCH INFORMATION AND MATERIALS, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, AND AVAILABILITY.
TO THE FULL EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, ABSURD AND ITS RESPECTIVE OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, PRINCIPALS, AGENTS, AND EMPLOYEES SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIMS, LIABILITIES, LOSSES, COSTS, OR DAMAGES, INCLUDING DIRECT, INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH (I) THE USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE SITE OR WITH ANY DELAY IN USING THE SITE, OR (II) ANY INFORMATION AND MATERIALS OBTAINED THROUGH THE SITE, OR (III) OTHERWISE ARISING OUT OF THE ACCESS AND/OR USE OF THE SITE; IN ANY CASE WHETHER BASED ON THEORIES ARISING IN CONTRACT, TORT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE. SUCH LIMITATIONS APPLY EVEN IF ABSURD OR ANY OF ITS RESPECTIVE OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, PRINCIPALS, AGENTS, OR EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF DAMAGES.
These Terms of Use are governed by the laws of the State of New York, without reference to their conflicts of laws provisions. You consent to the jurisdiction of, and venue shall lie in, any federal or state court located in New York, New York, U.S.A., as the exclusive jurisdiction and venue for the adjudication of all disputes arising out of or relating to the use of the Site.
If any provision of these Terms of Use is held to be invalid or unenforceable in any jurisdiction, such provision shall be deemed modified to the minimum extent necessary so that such provision shall no longer be held to be invalid or unenforceable, and these Terms of Use shall be interpreted so as to achieve the intent expressed herein to the greatest extent possible in the jurisdiction in question. Any such modification, invalidity, or unenforceability shall be strictly limited both to such provision and to such jurisdiction.
“Absurd” and related marks, images, and symbols are the exclusive properties of Absurd Technologies LLC. “Absurd Technologies LLC”, “Absurd Technologies” and the Absurd Logo are trademarks of Absurd Technologies LLC and are pending registration in the United States.
Absurd Technologies and our logos, program names, slogans, and the look and feel of the Site are trademarks of Absurd and may not be copied, imitated or used, in whole or in part, without our prior written permission. All other trademarks, registered trademarks, product names, and company names or logos mentioned on the Site are the property of their respective owners.
Your use of the Site is at your sole risk. The Site and any Site Content contained therein are provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind, either express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, and non-infringement.
In addition, Absurd does not represent or warrant that the Site or Site Content are accurate, complete, reliable, current, or error-free. While we attempt to make your use of the Site and Site Content safe, we cannot and do not represent or warrant that the Site or servers are free of viruses or other harmful components. You assume the entire risk as to the quality and performance of the Site.
To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, you release Absurd and the other Absurd Parties from responsibility, liability, claims, demands and/or damages (actual and consequential) of every kind and nature, known and unknown (including, but not limited to, claims of negligence), arising out of or related to disputes between users and the acts or omissions of third parties.
If you reside in California, you hereby waive your rights under California Civil Code § 1542, which provides: “A general release does not extend to claims which the creditor or releasing party does not know or suspect to exist in his or her favor at the time of executing the release and that, if known by him or her, would have materially affected his or her settlement with the debtor or released party.”
In order for us to provide the Site, you agree that we may process, transfer, and store information about you in the United States and other countries, where you may not have the same rights and protections as you do under local law.
We reserve the right to modify the Site or to suspend or stop providing all or portions of the Site at any time. You also have the right to stop using the Site at any time. We are not responsible for any loss or harm related to your inability to access or use the Site or Site Content.
If any provision or part of a provision of these Terms is unlawful, void, or unenforceable, that provision or part of the provision is deemed severable from these Terms and does not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining provisions.
These Terms constitute the entire agreement between you and Absurd relating to your access to and use of the Site and Site Content. The failure of Absurd to exercise or enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not operate as a waiver of such right or provision. Except as otherwise provided herein, these Terms are intended solely for the benefit of the parties and are not intended to confer third-party beneficiary rights upon any other person or entity.
If you have any questions regarding the Site, you may contact us at info@absurd-it.com.