Privacy Policy

Last Updated March 1st, 2024

This Privacy Policy explains how information about you is collected, used, and disclosed by Absurd Technologies LLC (“Absurd"). This Privacy Policy applies to information we collect when you use the Absurd website at (collectively the "Absurd Site"). 

We may change this Privacy Policy from time to time. If we make changes, we will notify you by revising the date at the top of the policy and, in some cases, we may provide you with additional notice (such as adding a statement to our homepage or sending you an email notification).

Information We Collect from You

The Absurd Site does not provide opportunities for you to provide information directly to Absurd.

However, we may collect information from you if you email Absurd. In addition, when you access the Absurd Site, we automatically collect certain information about you, including:

  • Log Information: We log information about your use of the Absurd Site, including the type of browser you use, access times, pages viewed, your IP address, and the pages you visited.
  • Device Information: We collect information about the computer or mobile device(s) you use to access the Absurd Site, including the hardware model, operating system and version, unique device identifiers, and mobile network information.
  • Information Collected by Cookies and Other Tracking Technologies: We use various technologies to collect information, and this may include sending cookies to your computer or mobile device.

Cookies are small data files stored on your hard drive or in device memory that help us to improve our Site and your experience, see which areas and features of our Site are popular, and count visits and traffic data. We may also collect information using web beacons (also known as "tracking pixels").

Web beacons are electronic images that may be used to help deliver cookies, count visits, understand usage and campaign effectiveness, and determine whether an email has been opened and acted upon.

Most web browsers are set to accept cookies by default. If you prefer, you can usually choose to set your browser to remove or reject browser cookies.

Use of Information

We may use information about you for various purposes, including to:

  • Provide, maintain, and improve the Site, and respond to your communications;
  • Inform you about Absurd;
  • Send you technical notices, alerts, and administrative messages;
  • Communicate with you about your relationship with us; and
  • For security purposes.

In addition, Absurd may use your information as otherwise permitted by law.

Absurd is based in the United States and the information we collect is governed by U.S. law. By accessing or using the Site, you consent to the processing and transfer of information in and to the U.S. and other countries.

Sharing of Information

Absurd may share your information with its employees, agents, or third-party service providers who need to know such information for purposes of performing their jobs, including to respond to requests or questions that you may have.

In addition, Absurd may share your information with third parties for purposes of complying with legal requirements or to respond to legal requests, such as in the case of a court order or subpoena or in connection with a regulatory investigation. Finally, Absurd might also share information that it collects with others when it is investigating potential fraud or for other reasons as permitted by law.

Absurd may also share aggregate or anonymous non-personal information with third parties for marketing or analytics uses on behalf of Absurd.

We may share your personally identifiable information(“PII”) in connection with a merger, financing, acquisition, dissolution transaction, bankruptcy, or proceeding involving sale, transfer, or divestiture of all or a portion of our business or assets. 

If another entity acquires our business or assets, that entity will have your PII collected by us and will assume the rights and obligations regarding your information as allowed by this privacy policy.

We may also share aggregated or anonymized information that does not directly identify you.

Protection of Information

Absurd is committed to protecting any personal information collected through the Absurd Site against unauthorized access, use, or disclosure. Absurd will not sell or otherwise disclose any personal information collected from the Absurd Site, other than as described herein.

Deletion of Cookies, Tracking Options and California Do Not Track Disclosures

You are free to set your browser or operating system settings to limit certain tracking or to decline cookies, but by doing so you may not be able to use certain features on the Absurd Site. Please refer to your web browser’s or operating system’s website or “Help” section for more information on how to delete cookies, disable your browser or operating system from receiving cookies, or control your tracking preferences.

Analytics Services

Absurd collects nonpersonal information on its Sites through the use of tracking tools, such as browser cookies. Your browser may give you the ability to control cookies. How you do so depends on the type of cookie. Certain browsers can be set to reject browser cookies. Options you select are browser and device specific. If you block or delete cookies, not all of the tracking that we have described in this policy will stop.

Some websites have "do not track" features that allow you to tell a website not to track you. These features are not all uniform. Absurd does not currently respond to those signals. If you block cookies, certain features on the Site may not work. If you block or reject cookies, not all of the tracking described herein will stop.

Children’s Privacy

Protecting children’s privacy is important to us. We do not direct the Absurd Site to, nor do we knowingly, collect any personal information from children under the age of thirteen.  

If you are a parent or legal guardian of a child under 13 who believes that child may have visited an Absurd Site, please contact the address below. We encourage parents and legal guardians to talk with their children about the potential risks of providing personal information over the internet.

Data Storage

Your personal information may be stored on servers in the United States and is subject to the laws of the United States, where the data protection and other laws may differ from those of other countries. Your personal information may be disclosed in response to inquiries or requests from government authorities or to respond to judicial process in the countries in which we operate.

Links to Other Sites or Third-Party Services

If a link to a third-party site is included on a website and you click on it, you will be taken to a website Absurd does not control. This Policy does not apply to the privacy practices of that website. Read the privacy policy of other websites carefully. We are not responsible for these third-party sites.

Non-EEA User’s Acceptance of this Privacy Policy

By using the Site, you confirm that you have read and understood this Privacy Policy. If you do not agree with the terms of this Privacy Policy, please do not use the Site. You may opt out of marketing communications at any time by contacting Absurd using the information below.

Revisions to Privacy Policy

Absurd reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to change, modify, add, remove, or otherwise revise portions of this Privacy Policy at any time. If we do, we will provide access to the immediately prior version of the Privacy Policy on the Site. Your continued use of the Site following the posting of changes to these terms means you accept these changes.

Non-affiliated third parties are independent from Absurd and if you wish to receive information about your disclosure choices or stop communications from such third parties, you will need to contact those non-affiliated third parties directly.


This Policy should not be construed as giving business, legal, or other advice or warranting as fail-proof the security of information provided through the Site. The Internet is not 100% secure, and Absurd cannot promise that your use of a Site or software will be completely safe. Absurd disclaims any liability with respect to any information obtained by a third party through illegal entry into or breach of Site. 

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us at

If you are a visitor to the website or a data subject in receipt of our services from the EEA and/or the UK, the following Privacy Notice applies to you: Privacy Notice for EU Residents.

If you are a California resident visiting our website or in receipt of our services the following supplemental privacy provisions apply to you: Privacy Notice for California Residents.

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